15 9 / 2014

22 5 / 2014

Watching the Social Network for the first time.

Andrew Garfield is my new thing.

18 5 / 2014

texts-from-the-bus:

A HAND 

PUPPETS

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Zing.

(Source: loversdreamersandyou, via wilwheaton)

17 5 / 2014

coreyvidal:

  • Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
  • Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
  • Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
  • Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
  • Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
  • Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
  • Denny Segal: 1,059,560
  • Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
  • Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
  • Stephen Colbert: 12,000
  • Kathy Griffin: 5,000
  • Ian Gomez: 4,000
  • Jeff Davis: 3,300
  • Josie Lawrence: 3000
  • Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
  • Patrick Bristow: 1,000
  • Robin Williams: 1,000
  • Kathy Kinney: 50

(1998-2006)

10 5 / 2014

(Source: odocharia, via thefrogman)

09 5 / 2014

samanthafall:

folieafuck:

jehovahs:

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

Autumn Out Boy

I am offended.

Grand Theft Fall?

(via riannafinch)

09 5 / 2014

gracehelbig:

Hannah and I finally have an announcement. 

This is the most important announcement of my life.

09 5 / 2014

can-not-compete:

caseytheboy:

skinny-love711:

gifcraft:

Fallen Tree Stands Back Up

Science side of tumblr, please explain?!

well due to the tree being pissed off he packed his shit and left 

thanks science side of tumblr


It’s actually just a reversed video. That’s not a chainsaw, it’s a glue saw.

can-not-compete:

caseytheboy:

skinny-love711:

gifcraft:

Fallen Tree Stands Back Up

Science side of tumblr, please explain?!

well due to the tree being pissed off he packed his shit and left 

thanks science side of tumblr

It’s actually just a reversed video. That’s not a chainsaw, it’s a glue saw.

(Source: dovga.com, via thefrogman)

08 5 / 2014

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

I feel as though this has a good deal to do with the editing and production side of the shows and the viewers they’re catering to. Viewers of the British show want to see Gordon Ramsay flip a restaurant and save someone’s livelihood. Viewers of the American show want SCREAMING AND MORE SCREAMING AND SOME SHOUTING TO TOP IT OFF. 

(via makeyourownstuffwork)

03 5 / 2014

Go to facebook.

Look at all of your old messages.

Read the most embarrassing ones aloud.

Wonder why your entire youth ever existed.