May232013

I wonder if League players get pissed when they go to the grocery store and don’t like the sales that they have.

May182013

I would like to put it out there that I love beat boxing. I’m pretty damn saucy at it too. The great thing is that I have awesome friends, and almost all of them think it’s cool and are supportive of it as a habit/hobby.

But I have this one friend. She once told me that I couldn’t be a beat boxer because I’m just a white kid (what?) and I’ll never be cool enough at it.

Well listen here one friend that I won’t name. I’ve spent the last like 4 years of my life passively working on being an excellent beat boxer, to the point that I now do it some times without even noticing.

All just to indirectly prove to you that forget you and your racial stereotyping and your crushing your friend’s dreams. I can be whatever the heck I want to be and I’ll be a damn excellent beat boxer if I want to. 

I realized tonight that that was such an inappropriate thing for anyone to say to anyone. You shouldn’t tell a white girl she can’t sing soul, you shouldn’t tell a black kid he can’t love star wars and rubik’s cubes, and you damn well shouldn’t tell a skinny white kid with self esteem issues that he can’t beat box because he’s not black, even though he has the rhythm, and the background in music, and the talent, and he can’t sing a pitch worth a damn but would effing love to be in a freakin’ a Capella group. 

No hard feelings, but please think about the effects of your little condemnations before you carelessly throw them into the minds of your peers.

Honestly, I should thank you. But I’m not going to reward you like that.

Goodnight.

May172013

fennekinfatale:

all up in da pussy like

image

(via theoneguyoverthere)

May52013
This was literally on my homework. Literally.

This was literally on my homework. Literally.

Oh JCC 

April302013

MyMathLab?

More like, make everything 10000000 times more confusing and difficult than they need to be.

April242013

Found on the Ted Talks website. The only issue is that it requires a phone number….

April212013

edwardspoonhands:

judhudson:

awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay

Oh god, I’m in tears, specially the last one.

I would watch this.

April202013
shitstraightwhiteguyssay:

so-elegantly-disheveled:

I really, really love this. Can everyone please remember this?

The ultimate response

PERFECT. This is my example every time I try to tell anyone that Muslims aren’t evil. That is a sad sentence that I just wrote,

shitstraightwhiteguyssay:

so-elegantly-disheveled:

I really, really love this. Can everyone please remember this?

The ultimate response

PERFECT. This is my example every time I try to tell anyone that Muslims aren’t evil. That is a sad sentence that I just wrote,

(via allyssumdays)

April172013

Whoops. It just slipped and landed here I swear.

12AM

thebattleforevermore:

sofapizza:

oldtimefamilybaseball:

sbnation:

usatodaysports:

Baseball fan, American hero. (via @CrawfishBoxes)

U-S-A!

I know gifs don’t have music, but I can still hear the faint notes of Lee Greenwood belting out “I’m proud to be an American.” 

tastes like freedom.

and freedom beer spills wherever the fuck it wants.

I’ve never seen anything more American in my life. 

(via theoneguyoverthere)

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